Comments on: Did I say something to offend you? http://www.jennamccarthy.com/blog/did-i-say-something-to-offend-you Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:44:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Rebecca Hession http://www.jennamccarthy.com/blog/did-i-say-something-to-offend-you/comment-page-1#comment-16980 Rebecca Hession Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:35:33 +0000 http://www.jennamccarthy.com/blog/?p=522#comment-16980 Watched your TED talk today and have decided that given the opportunity we'd pretty much be BFF's (Best Fuckin' Friends.) I liked your TED talk enough to google you. (not stalk, just google, relax) First thing I realized was, it has to kinda suck Google won't even give you first dibs at your name and wants to direct you to the other blonde McCarthy - no worries, I pushed their dumb ass recommendations aside and found you here. Second thing I realized, you too have experienced the "people who can't get their own cool gig, put suck ass comments on yours" -for the lady that fears that your kids will have your foul mouth, I'd like to share with her that my kids are so disgusted by my foul mouth they will never curse in their life. Call me if you want to meet in Mexico and have a few margs. Watched your TED talk today and have decided that given the opportunity we’d pretty much be BFF’s (Best Fuckin’ Friends.) I liked your TED talk enough to google you. (not stalk, just google, relax) First thing I realized was, it has to kinda suck Google won’t even give you first dibs at your name and wants to direct you to the other blonde McCarthy – no worries, I pushed their dumb ass recommendations aside and found you here. Second thing I realized, you too have experienced the “people who can’t get their own cool gig, put suck ass comments on yours” -for the lady that fears that your kids will have your foul mouth, I’d like to share with her that my kids are so disgusted by my foul mouth they will never curse in their life. Call me if you want to meet in Mexico and have a few margs.

]]> By: Pia http://www.jennamccarthy.com/blog/did-i-say-something-to-offend-you/comment-page-1#comment-16779 Pia Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:54:22 +0000 http://www.jennamccarthy.com/blog/?p=522#comment-16779 * I am using creative license so just go with my insistence that we are besties:) Dear Creepy Asylum asshole lady (maybe not a lady but I am being polite), I just wanted to follow up with you regarding the hilarious letter you so thoughtfully wrote to my best friend Jenna. I am so grateful you knew that your own sarcasm would be appreciated when you decided to reprimand Jenna on her language and literary content. Your judgmental and shallow commentary on her parenting and relationship was truly insightful. You clearly must have a degree in marriage and family therapy since you seem to be in a asylum. I personally, fully appreciate that in order to comment on Jenna's life affirming work of genius, you would have had to read it. Kudos to you. I agree each individual female should in fact act like a lady...examples; Lady & the Tramp (my nickname for Jenna and myself), Lady sings the blues, Lady Chatterly's love...all great examples of Ladies who shine. In an effort to have Jenna's back and remind you of how proper I am I will end my response to your prose with the following...Bite me and my sweet lady ass (ok not sweet I am 40). The joy of being a fully formed Lady is that I can write what a bunch of bullshit you must dish out on a daily basis, wearing your "Lady" title as a shield against actual connection with other "Ladies". So in conclusion...SUCK it! xo, Lady P. * I am using creative license so just go with my insistence that we are besties:)

Dear Creepy Asylum asshole lady (maybe not a lady but I am being polite),
I just wanted to follow up with you regarding the hilarious letter you so thoughtfully wrote to my best friend Jenna. I am so grateful you knew that your own sarcasm would be appreciated when you decided to reprimand Jenna on her language and literary content. Your judgmental and shallow commentary on her parenting and relationship was truly insightful. You clearly must have a degree in marriage and family therapy since you seem to be in a asylum.
I personally, fully appreciate that in order to comment on Jenna’s life affirming work of genius, you would have had to read it. Kudos to you. I agree each individual female should in fact act like a lady…examples; Lady & the Tramp (my nickname for Jenna and myself), Lady sings the blues, Lady Chatterly’s love…all great examples of Ladies who shine. In an effort to have Jenna’s back and remind you of how proper I am I will end my response to your prose with the following…Bite me and my sweet lady ass (ok not sweet I am 40). The joy of being a fully formed Lady is that I can write what a bunch of bullshit you must dish out on a daily basis, wearing your “Lady” title as a shield against actual connection with other “Ladies”.
So in conclusion…SUCK it!
xo,
Lady P.

]]> By: Kate http://www.jennamccarthy.com/blog/did-i-say-something-to-offend-you/comment-page-1#comment-16768 Kate Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:25:59 +0000 http://www.jennamccarthy.com/blog/?p=522#comment-16768 You make me laugh out loud every time I read your blog. Don't go changin'...to try to please some lady in an asylum, for Fuck's sake. Do you know about bluntcard? Surely you do...Totally your alley, I think. xoxo Kate You make me laugh out loud every time I read your blog. Don’t go changin’…to try to please some lady in an asylum, for Fuck’s sake.

Do you know about bluntcard? Surely you do…Totally your alley, I think.

xoxo
Kate

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