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		<title>No really, I am a weird-shit magnet.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you know me, you know that weird shit happens to me all the time. Like today, for instance. I was interviewing a renowned researcher and clinician for a very serious piece I am writing about stress and happiness for a national health magazine. And then all of a sudden I was bawling my eyes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not THOSE kind of balls, dear*</title>
		<description><![CDATA[*totally those kind of balls This weekend I took my daughters to Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s, because I&#8217;m a kick-ass mom despite what that bitch Debra said. (Yes, I&#8217;m going to milk that one for the rest of ever.) My six-year-old asked me to read the flavor menu, which normally I wouldn&#8217;t do because these are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It doesn&#8217;t compute, right?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The other night at dinner we were happily practicing math facts with our eight-year-old, because we are good parents despite what that bitch Debra said. Also, &#8220;math facts&#8221; are just basic addition/subtraction/multiplication tables, but for some reason since we got old the math-bosses decided they needed a new name for them. Like you don&#8217;t &#8220;carry [...]]]></description>
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