Okay, they’re books. Specifically, Big Rigs for Moms and Tea Parties for Dads, two little companion guides to your new life with an opposite-sex offspring. They’re just out today and already getting some nice reviews.

A sneak peek:

Being a girl (and a mom), I know nothing about boy stuff. Help out that new or expecting mom of a boy by getting her this book! It’s a witty, funny–and also helpful!–guide to life with a son, including why construction sites are so appealing, how to tell the difference between dinosaurs, and why boys love dirt. Moms (and their sons) will thank you!

I have to go gloat now. Be back soon!