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Mailing List
You’re so predictable.
You probably peek inside people’s medicine cabinets, too.
Now that you’re busted you might as well join my mailing list, which some people say may* make you instantly thinner, richer, younger-looking and more popular.
*or may not
PRIVACY STATEMENT: I promise never, ever to sell or share your personal information. You also have my solemn word that (unless we are related or you are a total whack-job and specifically request such) I will not send you pictures of my cats or my kids or forward stupid jokes, and that I will only touch base when I have something really exciting to share or get the urge to buy you an electronic gift card. You never know. I can be cool like that.
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