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The Zestra Connection
YOU MUST BE EIGHTEEN AND NOT RELATED TO ME IN ANY WAY TO READ THIS PAGE. (THIS IS AN HONOR SYSTEM THING, AND ALSO REMEMBER THAT GOD AND SANTA SEE EVERYTHING.)
If you’ve watched my trailer, there’s a slight chance you might be wondering a) what Zestra is, and b) what the hell it has to do with my book. (If you are lucky enough to be familiar with Zestra, the connection already makes perfect sense. And if you haven’t enjoyed the trailer yet, what is wrong with you? It’s awesome. Go ahead and watch it; I’ll wait.)
Simply put, Zestra is a "feminine arousal oil" that you use to add extra sizzle to your sex life. It’s made for the ladies—hence the "feminine" part—but anytime we’re whistling Dixie it’s a home run for the guys, too. Am I right?
I begged asked Zestra to be part of this video launch because I’m ballsy like that, and also because, frankly, forsaking all others is a pretty big deal. There’s a saying: "Sex is only ten percent of a relationship. Unless it’s sucky or not happening; then it’s ninety percent." (I may be paraphrasing a bit there, but that’s the gist.) If you’re planning to get busy with the same person for the entire rest of your personal eternity, it helps to have a trick or two up your sleeve. Mine is Zestra.
Trust me, this stuff is like magic*.
For the record, this is not just my (rarely) humble opinion. Zestra has been featured on ABC’s Nightline, Dr. Oz, Rachael Ray and The Tyra Show, not to mention in the New York Times and Forbes. It’s routinely recommended by doctors, sexual health experts, dentists who chew gum (well, probably) and now me.
Because Zestra and I sort of have a thing going, they are offering two different insanely awesome deals exclusively for Honeymoon-fans. Click here to read about why and how much they love me enough to practically give the stuff away, and then go ahead and order yourself some. I promise you won’t regret it. Plus they have a 30-Day Money Back Guarantee with every order—even the membership deal—and OMG now I sound like a flipping infomercial so let me add that even if you order right this second you will not receive a free Scandinavian Snowball Ring or a set of Ginsu knives but seriously, you really don’t have anything to lose. Oh, and don't forget to buy my book! It’s better than practically as good as Zestra-sex.
*Zestra is an all natural botanical blend that does not include eye of newt
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