One time, at band camp…
I will drive. (A COVID analogy.)
Yesterday I did three mostly unremarkable things: I went out to dinner, I hugged a friend, and I didn’t [...]
THE SEVEN YEAR BITCH: A New Netflix Original Series (*Netflix, call me!)
If that goddamned fucking eyeroll looks familiar, THE SEVEN YEAR BITCH is for you! You know what they say [...]
OYTACC: Vacation Announcement (sequin tube top I TOLD YOU I HAD IT)
I knew when I started this project that I had a twenty-something day vacation coming up at the three-month mark. [...]
OYTACC: Day 89 (crochet tank)
I've said this before, but it bears repeating: Not every stupid purchase I've made has an interesting story. Every [...]
OYTACC: Day 88 (cat face “slippers” PLEASE NOTE THE QUOTES)
On the rare, highly unlikely chance that anyone reading this blog doubts the depth or breadth of my insanity inability to [...]
OYTACC: Day 87 (polka dot rain boots)
One year my husband and I took our girls to Palm Springs for Spring Break. Because temperatures frequently top out at [...]
OYTACC: Day 86 (bleach-stained Target sweater)
Sometimes an otherwise ordinary, perfectly-plain, nothing special sweater inexplicably becomes a beloved favorite. That's what happened with this Target [...]
OYTACC: Day 85 (fancy five-star hotel robe)
As much as I love being self-employed because I never have to change out of my leopard PJs if [...]
OYTACC: Day 84 (tennis visor)
I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm not exactly sporty and outdoorsy by nature. This worked [...]
OYTACC: Day 83 (comfy sneaks that AREN’T EVEN COMFY)
In my twenties I lived in New York, where I spent the better part of my days shunning the [...]
OYTACC: Day 82 (another sequin tank top)
What's pink, covered in sequins, came with a round hem I didn't like so I paid my amazing seamstress [...]
OYTACC: Day 81 (stupid black sweater)
Of all of the godawful things I've posted here, I don't think any have made me cringe quite as [...]
OYTACC: Day 80 (minky fur vest)
I won't lie, I go through a lot of phases. There was the bedazzled, whip-stitched jeans phase; the totally [...]
OYTACC: Day 79 (Pepto-Bismol blazer)
When our youngest daughter graduated from a toddler bed to a "big girl bed," my husband and I threw [...]
OYTACC: Day 78 (pile ‘o ratty sports bras)
I have an entire drawer in my giant dresser devoted to sports bras, despite the fact that I wear [...]
OYTACC: Day 77 (bowling shoes NOT REALLY BUT)
Some things in life are just difficult to explain. A $5 bottle of water*. What a giant, egg-and-candy-hiding rabbit [...]
OYTACC: Day 76 (honey I shrunk the dress)
Another confession (and I don't know about you but I feel like all of those years of Catholic [...]
OYTACC: Day 75 (brown yoga tee)
Nestled in the middle of The Many Things That Make Me Quirky list--right there between having to walk on the [...]
OYTACC: Day 74 (Juicy jeans *with bonus claw toe shot)
I have stacks and stacks of jeans. The fact that I wear the same pair day after day (until they [...]
OYTACC: Day 73 (Costco sweater)
I'm just going to jump right in here and tell you that today's dump is a sweater that I [...]
Appearances & Interviews
Ambushed by K-Kar
So I go on the TODAY show to talk about how universal our marital gripes are. Then Khloe jumps in with her my-famous-seven-foot-husband-eats-chocolate-in-his-sleep-and-drools-all-over-our-custom-sheets story, which really helped [...]
Holy shit. (Literally.)
Just digging through my archives to update my media page and found these interviews with the fabulous, hilarious Mark Gungor. Mark happens to be a pastor, so [...]